Toilet Seat Confessions: Snakes are scary.

“They’re more afraid of you than you are of them.” Shut the fuck up. No. Just no. Snakes are goddamn horrifying. I can’t stand to see them on TV or on a computer screen let alone in real life. I once chopped a Garter Snake’s head off with a hockey stick out of fear and rage. I use to actively seek out snakes in our yard, so I could run them over with our lawn mower. Maybe it’s how they slither. Maybe it’s the way they look. It may be irrational, it might all be in my head, but my number one fear in this world…snakes.