Toilet Seat Confessions: I. LOVE. FRIDAY.

Friday is bigger than us all. Friday shows up every week. It’s never late. Friday always comes through. Friday deserves a shrine. There is a mutual respect between Friday and the rest of the world. That’s why we ache and pine for it throughout the week. Friday never hangs you out to dry. Friday is a blessing from the calendar Gods. It’s a welcome mat at the door to your weekend gently whispering, “Congratulations…you’ve fucking made it.” We should all strive to be more like Friday. Now, say it with me. I. Love. Friday.