Toilet Seat Confessions: I love beer.

Beer is great, beer is good

Beer pairs nicely with my food

Beer is special, beer is cold

I’ll love beer even when I’m old

If beer is warm, chill that shit

Seriously don’t drink warm beer you idiot

From IPAs to lagers to stouts

Beer is what life is all about

When life gets you down,

And you carry a frown

How do you turn it upside down…

Obviously you just say “fuck it,” and chug a beer you little bitch.