Toilet Seat Confessions: I don’t enjoy kale.

Give me iceberg lettuce or give me death. Though I won’t use the word “hate” to describe my feelings for a petty food like kale. I don’t like the taste, therefore I don’t enjoy it. I’ve had it in wraps and sandwiches. I’ve even tried baked kale chips, and none of it compares to a hearty-ass salad (preferably topped with buffalo chicken, fries, and ranch.) I’m not making fun of those who do enjoy kale, but please don’t try to force this poor excuse for a food into my stomach. Many thanks.