Toilet Seat Confessions: Football is back!

Yes, Roger Goodell is an idiot. He’s bad at his job. Maybe not to the extent that say Donald Trump or Gary Bettman are bad at their respective jobs. But he’s up there. It’s funny how people who aren’t good at their jobs…still have their jobs. *Cough* PITTSBURGH PIRATES *Cough* FRONT OFFICE *Cough* *Cough.* I digress. Football is still football, and it’s the greatest sport in the world. Soccer can fuck itself. Good luck if you’re trying to get a hold of me on Sundays during football season. I’ll most likely be 4 beers deep by kickoff, throwing shit at my TV because my fantasy team is garbage. ’Tis the most wonderful time of the year.