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“Ducks (Look) Fly Together.”

The freshest uniforms from the “Mighty Ducks” trilogy.

Zach Nading
3 min readJul 18, 2020

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Hawks (D1) — As much as we all hate the Hawks, you have to admit that they had some pretty dirty uniforms…and players.

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Minnehaha Waves (D2) — These beauties were worn by Gordon Bombay during his short stint in the minors, before some dude decided to break his knee open.

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Team Iceland (D2) — “Greenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is very nice!” These are literally just the Hawks uniforms, but the logo is so good.

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Eden Hall JV Warriors (D3) — Charlie Conway shows off his silky mitts in these classic red and white high school threads. But he’ll need to learn some two-way hockey if he wants to thrive under Coach Orion.

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Team USA by Hendrix Hockey (D2) — Nothing screams America like corporate sponsors making money off of youth sports. That being said, these do look fly as hell. (I’ll get to those Trinidad and Tobago uni’s later.)

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Eden Hall Varsity Warriors (D3) — These are a nice compliment to the JV version. Again, I hate the team but love the uniforms.

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District 5 Ducks (D1) — The O.G. You gotta love a blue, green, yellow, and red color scheme. It’s also the first time we see the logo of the Duck. Gaudy is an understatement.

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USA Ducks (D2) — “I’ve just gotten word that there is no rule against changing uniforms.” I mean there definitely has to be a rule about completely ditching your original uniforms in between periods, but I digress. These iconic threads are straight up *insert fire emoji*.

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District 5 Practice Jerseys (D1) — I had to give some love to the purple and gold practice uniforms (Go Gremlins.)

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Trinidad and Tobago (D2) — These clearly aren’t the colors of the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago. Just for reference the costume designer for D2 (Grania Preston) had worked on Cool Runnings the year before, and that may have had an influence on this film. Either way, let’s watch Belafonte beat Goldberg like a rented mule.

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Zach Nading
Zach Nading

Written by Zach Nading

Comedic writer and content creator

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